I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?

People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.

There is no growth except in the fulfillment of obligations.

We should have a debt that grows our productivity, we cant borrow to pay salaries. I can borrow to build power plants.

It is our function as artists to make the spectator see the world our way not his way.

I do miss the rhythms of comedy. And I've never been able to perform very well without an audience. The sitcoms I've done had them. It was like doing a little play.

Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.

With unfailing kindness, your life always presents what you need to learn. Whether you stay home or work in an office or whatever, the next teacher is going to pop right up.

Writing is medicine. It is an appropriate antidote to injury. It is an appropriate companion for any difficult change.

If the only tool you have is a hammer, all your problems begin to look like nails. - Abraham Maslow

Whatever is formed for long duration arrives slowly to its maturity.

What a different world this would be if people would listen to those who know more and not merely try to get something from those who have more.