I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

After you clean your subconscious, you can insert new beliefs into your mind otherwise your old beliefs can sabotage the new ones.

There's nothing special about this place, he thinks. We all forget. Then we forget what we forgot. And that's how we survive.

I grew up in the limelight and being the child of someone famous. So my relationship with fame is not bedazzled.

When the snow is still blowing against the window-pane in January and February and the wild winds are howling without, what pleasure it is to plan for summer that is to be.

I'm a giant softy, for sure, but I honestly think these days it's probably considered more masculine to be emotionally connected.

A good hanging now and then -- that entertains folk in the provinces and robs death of its glamour.

If you believe you are doing a good job in which you enjoy and like, then don't resign regardless of the pressures.

Part of living is understanding where the fringes are. Once you know how far people go, you can say, "Well, here's how I choose to represent myself."

We tend to block off many of our senses when we're staring at a screen. Nature time can literally bring us to our senses.

God does not guide those who want to run their own life. He only guides those who admit their need of His direction and rely on His wisdom.