I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes.

Never play the Devil's Advocate. Your words could be the difference between success and failure in someone else.

I used to dream of a week-long beach vacation with white sand under my toes... right now, I'd settle for 48 hours at a Motel 6 with some Lysol and a UV lamp.

I think we, sometimes, try to fill a void with so many other things that we make the wound deeper & prevent it from ever healing properly.

Your past doesn't define you. Only your present and your future. If your life is screwed up, stop making excuses. What are you going to do about it today?

If it isn't going to matter to you in 5 years, quit stressing about it. (Also, quit b*tching about it. It might matter when you're all alone in 5 yrs because you're annoying now.)

It's nice to feel needed... it's better to feel wanted.

As a kid, I dreamed of a knight in shining armor coming to rescue me. Now, I just dream of equal pay for equal work.

I'll say it again, for every moment you're with the wrong person, you are robbing yourself and the right person of the opportunity to find real happiness.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow.

There is no fate... no predestination... no luck. Don't use that as an excuse to not live the life you want. Work for it. You make your future - no one else.

Day drinking with a broken heart is like selling loose Cuban cigars like Newports, tryna leave the country without passports, and putting yourself in a situation you can’t handle.

I mean, I did plays in high school, but I was convinced you couldn't make a living doing it.

I wish I could avoid the people who have threatened me. My favorite threat is that I will be thrown in the River Miljacka, which is at most knee-deep, with my feet bound in cement.

I happen to think most people go into government do it for the right reasons and they really do things as they see them on the merits of the issues.

He looked as though his life had not only passed him by but paused along the way to spit in his face.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

When we try to avoid one fault, we are led to the opposite, unless we be very careful.

A leopard does not change his spots, or change his feeling that spots are rather a credit.

I also want to thank Arizona citizens for their efforts at conserving energy last summer.

The blues was so big in the late '60s that it kinda wore itself out, and people weren't diggin' the blues as much.