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Lenny Bruce Quotes: I was surprised when Nixon passed the test and showed up in heaven, but, I guess Hitler threw off the curve for our century.
         

I was surprised when Nixon passed the test and showed up in heaven, but, I guess Hitler threw off the curve for our century.


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