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Lenny Bruce Quotes: If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
         

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.


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This page presents the quote "If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.". Author of this quote is Lenny Bruce. This quote is about jesus-christ, rosaries, catholicism, christianity, electric-chairs, death-penalty, crucifixion, execution, anti-christian,.