I was hoping that perhaps I could roll with you..." "You cannot roll with me," said the Big O, "but perhaps you can roll by yourself.

I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits?

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.

Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.

There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part, So just give me a happy middle And a very happy start.

Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet.

But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.

I can be someone's and still be my own.

I shouted into the phone, but there was no reply. Silence floated up from the receiver like smoke from the mouth of a gun.

Tell me I'm not crazy, " He said. I couldn't do that. I was nowhere near sane enough at the moment to advise anyone else on rational behavior.

Open the hood of a car and it will tell you something about the people who designed it, is just one of many phrases I’m tortured by.

I'm an artist, and I like the risk - I'm not in it for the sure things.

There is no pestilence in a state like a zeal for religion, independent of morality.

I have control of my own style.

A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

The idea of doing something that you've seen a thousand times before doesn't appeal to me.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life