Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.

I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits?

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.

Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.

There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part, So just give me a happy middle And a very happy start.

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet.

But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.

I can be someone's and still be my own.

Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before.

The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I were a grave-digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

I'm way too focused to let anything stop me.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

Women are not just there to be admired, they are there to be enjoyed.

Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you.

I just want to be a great example to younger kids.

I had the '80s hair and braces and a 6-3 frame as a 16-year-old.

Keep your friendships in repair.

One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country.

I learned that kids in show business are so different from regular, average students. They would gather behind you and help you to succeed in any way possible.