I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy!

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of regard

A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking for someone to pin their dreams on. That doesn't make it any less weird though.

I love the idea that if you're going to travel through time, you do it in this insanely dangerous car travelling at 88 miles per hour.

I played every bad guy in Shakespeare.

I love old gardens best- tired old garden that rest in the sun.

The woman and the soldier who do not defend the first pass will never defend the last.

The essence of successful discipline is not technique; rather, it is self-confidence.

Men are easily dealt with--but when you get the women started, you are in for it, you know.

There is no doubt in my mind. If there had been no assassination, we probably would have moved into negotiations leading to a normalisation of relations with Cuba.

Much of my writing has taken the form of a pilgrimage: to sacred places that represent the best of America, to musicians and other artists who represent the best of their art.