I want to be an actor, maybe a comic actor but a real actor.

Time is a precious thing. Never waste it.

As they say in Corsica... Goodbye!

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple

I never used to believe in fate. I used to think you make your own life and then you call it fate. That's why I call it irony.

So shines a good deed... in a weary world.

If you're not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?

For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.This was said by gene wilder ... what does it mean ?

The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.

On stage or in the movies I could do whatever I wanted to. I was free.

If you don't follow your dreams, someone else, somewhere will follow theirs. Don't get left behind.

The true secret of giving advice is after you have honestly given it to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not and never persist in trying to set people right.

When I say I want to photograph someone, what it really means is that I'd like to know them. Anyone I know I photograph.

Only a free West can help the prisoners of today's left- and right-wing dictatorships.

The first hour of the morning is the rudder of the day. It is a blessed baptism which gives the first waking thoughts into the bosom of God.

The Department of Agriculture announced that it will ban six new strains of E. coli. Which explains why the hot dog vendor outside my building is now just selling napkins.

My concerts are about me being very private in public, but I'm very protective.

I'm not aiming for the Nobel Peace Prize!

No rage is equal to the rage of a contented right-thinking man when he is confronted in the marketplace by an idea which belongs in the pulpit.

One thing that success has taught me is censorship.