I want my relationship with my future boyfriend to be built on trust, not in alcohol, not in the appearance, and in jealous eyes

The more I learn about the universe, the less convinced I am that there's any sort of benevolent force that has anything to do with it, at all.

Of course, I know that love is sometimes like that—some men love men, some women love women.

I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office.

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 good personality. From 55 on she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.

For Narnia and for Aslan!

I think it's a lot easier to put together a reality show than to actually create a scripted show.

I believe that there's a force of life in the universe, and that when we're writing or making music or painting, we're likely to connect with that flow.

Never use 'submit' as a verb for sending work to magazine or book publishers; say 'offer,' and never, ever submit. Keep your knees unbent. Be brave.

People like death and mayhem.

Many kids turn to selling drugs. It's not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.