I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

God help those who do not help themselves.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Living is more often than not, existing. I want to be alive, with love, joy, and be exciting.

Military troops were withdrawn from Chechnya on Dec. 31, 1996.

Hell isn't merely paved with good intentions; it's walled and roofed with them. Yes, and furnished too.

Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.

You know, it's such an insult to actual martial artists that I say that I do martial arts.

The diffrense from a person and an angel is easy. Most of an angel is in the inside and most of a person is on the outside.

I grew up in dance class, so I was looking in mirrors all day.

We Latinos are in a growing stage in the NBA. It's all part of the international basketball boom.

To allow your Spirit to manifest, you have to understand Its nature. Spirit can never be aggressive, can never dominate. It respects the freedom of another person because It's a free being.

I consulted a therapist at Mass. General. After about 20 minutes, he stopped me and said, 'You're just a big existential garbage pail. Go home and relax.'