Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.

You can parody almost anything.

I'm a great admirer of cartoons, because I can't do cartoons.

No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.

It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.

If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be "Oh, shut up."

Reality blithely ignores the lies we tell ourselves about it.

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people.

Your twenties are the time to both accept and fight your way into the person you're destined to become.

Readily people do not accept any ordinary to behave like an extraordinary unless and until some extraordinary but preferably wealthy approves him to be not ordinary.

I went from being the Terminator to being the governator.

With drooping shoulders The majority sit hunched, their foreheads furrowed like Stony ground that has been repeatedly ploughed-up to no purpose.

The principal objective of American government at every level should be to see that children are born into intact families and that they remain so.

In new written testimony, just out as part Freedom of Information Act request, Hillary Clinton said she couldn't remember, recall, or anything else, key events and key things 21 different times.

Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.

How do our philosophers act? Do they not inscribe their signatures to the very essays they write on the propriety of despising glory.