I visualize the day that tridents and pentagrams are thrust into the sky from church roofs instead of crosses.

Don't waste your time with people who will ultimately destroy you, but concentrate instead on those who will appreciate your responsibility to them, and, likewise, feel responsible to you.

I'm glad that Christian parents let their children worship the devil at least one night out of the year.

Up is down, pleasure is pain, darkness is light, slavery is freedom, madness is sanity.

Be as a lion in the path. Be dangerous even in defeat.

The Atheist complains about the wind. The Christian prays for it to change. The Satanist adjusts his sails.

If you're going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.

Hate your enemy with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him on the other!

Life is the great indulgence - death the great abstinence. Therefore, make the most of life here and now!

Behold the crucifix; what does it symbolize? Pallid incompetence hanging on a tree.

There are many who would take my time. I shun them. There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them.

Tina leans forward and asks quietly, 'Do you? You know? Love her?'Squeezing Nat’s knee again, I reply, 'She’s teachin’ me how.

You are my favourite part of life.

Be the greatest thing that has ever happened to you.

As soon as we open our eyes in the morning, what we want most is to matter, to live a life and to do a work that has meaning. We have evolved to feel this way. Man's first thought was 'I AM'.

I am committed to doing customer service for Craigslist for the rest of my life. The exit strategy is death.

I picked up the Joss Stone album, Josh Groban, and the new Norah Jones. I love, love, love Norah.

Treating your users as co-developers is your least-hassle route to rapid code improvement and effective debugging.

I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell.

Robotics are beginning to cross that line from absolutely primitive motion to motion that resembles animal or human behavior.

The bus roared on. I was going home in October. Everybody goes home in October.