I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.

The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

If you convinced me And I convinced you, Would there not still be Two points of view?

Once you choose hope, anything's possible.

A poor but confident man is as hard to find as a rich but shy man.

Everyone of my generation who preached free love is responsible for AIDS.

I'm not real impressed with the Star Trek weaponry, I gotta be honest.

If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows. I have guesses enough of my own.

If we expose kids to books and art, nothing but good can come from it.

All men desire to free themselves solely from death; they do not know how to free themselves from life.

Everything is an experience. You learn something different from everything you do.

I just can't conceive of how a person could hate another because of skin color. I love every race on the planet earth.

No one should therefore fear that he cannot accomplish what others have accomplished, for, men are born, live, and die in quite the same way they always have.