Hole In One Quotes

Hole In One Quote of the day

A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole.

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.

If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn’t play golf for very long.

You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"

All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey.