I've made up so many stores about my name, I can't remember.

It takes nothing away from a human to be kind to an animal.

I've been prepping for my role as Medusa.

My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession.

Is it that your dream is unattainable or is it that you have the wrong dream?

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.

I don't know a single person in life that doesn't have conflict.

I like working all the time. I hate taking breaks. I don't like the weekends.

I love having a master. I have no problem serving my director. That's my job. I want to make them happy.

I'm like the kid that crams for tests and never remembers anything.

The wisdom of LIFE eludes even the best...For those who pass the test Life is a fest, While, its forever, A battle for the rest..

Our national emblem has four lions but unfortunately we have highlighted more lambs and wolfs than real lions of our country.

But, I still can't totally forgive Dave for blowing my world apart. DO YOU HEAR THAT, DAVE?!

He had never met a girl who shot an arrow straighter than Cupid did

Nice costume," he said. "Ditto. I can tell you put a lot of thought into yours." Amusement curled his mouth. "If you don't like it, I can take it off.

The way to deal with worldly people is to frighten them by repeating their scandalous whisperings aloud.

Music is proof that beauty is deeper than looks.

I want to leave, to go somewhere where I should be really in my place, where I would fit in . . . but my place is nowhere; I am unwanted.

As far as directors, I'm a big fan of any kind of Billy Wilder stuff. Anything he does.

I am not a perfect man who has led a faultless life.