I've made my peace with myself.

I’ve made upwards of a million bucks in the cops and robbers business.

I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful.

When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.

I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.

I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.

I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.

I was always the second heavy.

It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.

I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.

A beautiful woman is like a painting and remains beautiful no matter how old she is.

Working hard gets you started

Some guys have trouble sleeping the night before an important round. I never have. Invariably, I sleep longer and better, and have more dreams, when I'm in contention and feeling pressure.

I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube.

I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.

The cliché is dead poetry. English, being the language of an imaginative race, abounds in clichés, so that English literature is always in danger of being poisoned by its own secretions.

Criticism is prejudice made plausible.

I don't really watch my moves all that often; I mean, really, I don't.

My first son didn't really take a bottle, and I didn't like giving bottles.

There would be no advantage to be gained by sowing a field of wheat if the harvest did not return more than was sown.