I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

...sometimes it's best not to know, because even when you know, it doesn't matter anyway. Ignorance is bliss. Knowledge is often a responsibility nobody wants.

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABESIt is a pity that we often succeed in our endeavors to deceive each other. ~Empress Irene~

I intend to achieve my goals during my lifetime, but if I fail, I will not rest even in the afterlife

I was constantly amazed by how many people talked me into arresting them.

If you want to change something, you have to use new ways.

I'm a writer slash designer slash TV personality.

This idea of having back-up plans is ingrained into us to make us believe that that's the smart thing to do.

Big government makes small citizens.

Freedom of speech is useless without freedom of thought.

The whole past is the procession of the present.