I've done a lot of things and I've been a lot of people, but now I've come to realize who I am

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

Chance" is just a word expressing ignorance

Nothing happened today. I slept. While asleep I dreamed that I was sleeping.

Between falsehood and useless truth there is little difference. As gold which he cannot spend will make no man rich, so knowledge which cannot apply will make no man wise.

It struck me that our history is contained in the home we live in, that we are shaped by the ability of these simple structures to resist being defiled

The word 'circumnavigate' is quite a beautiful word.

I had a dream about building a house on a dock, composed from 100 triangles. You'd have to sail from room to room. And maybe the entrance would be the mouth of a whale.

The most famous cricketers are too big to play county cricket.

The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama.

John McEnroe's so good. Against him, all you can do is shake hands and take a shower.

everything that's worth having hurts in some way or other.