I've been on some fairways that are as good as the greens we putted on back then. We had crab grass. I remember one green where I putted through ants.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.

There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

Practice puts brains in your muscles.

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in the other players' minds the next time out.

What abandoned course is that?

Nonviolence is the first article of my faith. It is also the last article of my creed.

We often read the Bible as if it were fundamentally about us: our improvement, our life, our triumph, our victory, our faith, our holiness, our godliness.

Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

With me, personal relationships are like my religion. I care that deeply about them. I am the complete opposite of a manipulative smoothie.

Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.

No Christian is abandoned at the moment of death. The angels are the ushers, and our passage to heaven is under their escort.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

Stoicism is about the *domestication* of emotions, not their elimination.

Being vegan is a glorious adventure. It touches every aspect of my life - my relationships, how I relate to the world.