I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

Stop to appreciate the moments. Summed up, they are the bricks of our soul.

I'd just done the most important thing a person can ever do. I'd made life. At the very instant he was put into my arms, I loved this new person more than anyone but a mother can understand.

I was charmed by a performance given by Crowded House at Toronto's Massey Hall where the bass player broke a string.

Concentration is the root of all the higher abilities in man.

They who are continually shocked by slavery have some right to be shocked by the violent death of the slaveholder, but no others.Such will be more shocked by his life than by his death.

I came into acting with that sort of dull, meet-with-triumph-and-disaster-the-same philosophy and it's been the right one for me.

Do not wait for orders from headquarters. Mount up, everybody, and ride to the sound of the gun.

Love is authentic only when it gives freedom. Love is true only when it respects the other person's individuality, his privacy.

I have no technical training and am completely uneducated in music.

Language is the most imperfect and expensive means yet discovered for communicating thought.