I've always thought of myself as an Expo. I probably had better seasons with the Cubs. The fan base and the bleacher bums at Wrigley Field were so enthusiastic compared to later years with the Expos.

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.

The place was always cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

Wisdom does not make me full. It fills me with hunger.

Lulled by stupefying illusions, the world is asleep in the cradle of infancy, dreaming away the hours.

Break the rules and make up your own rules.

As one retiring chief executive said to his successor "Yesterday was the last day you heard the truth from your subordinates."

Truth is strong, and sometime or other will prevail.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

I was enough of an acrobat and a gymnast and a dancer and everything else so that I could handle the kung fu, because it's just choreography.

Excellence is rarely found, more rarely valued.

Technology should do the hard work so people can do the things that make them the happiest in life.

A good discourse is that from which nothing can be retrenched without cutting into the quick.