I've always had way too much energy so I'm always looking for new things to do to channel that energy.

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.

I had people in my life who were insane and negative, but they taught me how not to be, how I didn't want to end up.

Someday you'll miss her like she missed you. Someday you'll need her like she needed you. Someday you'll love her and she won't love you.

I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people are taking enough time now to really see if they can make it work and live together.

I have a theory that as nice and sweet as you can be equates to how dangerous you can be.

Everyone's a nerd inside. I don't care how cool you are.

Just relax and really say what you're actually thinking, and not what you think people want to hear.

Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.

I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out of them and making them look like they have screwed up somehow.

I auditioned for a Pepsi commercial, and I got it, and that was incredibly fun. So I thought, Well, maybe I should try this acting thing.

We are the mountains we must cross.

You are remembered for the rules you break.

I disagree with a lot of those changes, however at the end of the day - I go down to recruit graduation at least once or twice a year.

When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments.

The idea that we need to “pay our dues” is a lie told to us by people who wanted our efforts and labor on the cheap.

I was a closet stutterer.

A lot of times I talk to people, they say they don't trust the doctors, they don't trust the hospitals and that kind of stuff. Well, if you go to the hospital, you've got to trust somebody.

We do not have to understand in order to believe that behind the mystery and the fascination there is love.

While our nation faces many challenges that must be met regarding homeland security and our military readiness, it is imperative that we live within our means and wisely spend taxpayer dollars.

I really don't take any interest at all in contemporary comedy.