I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

As artists, we create the beautyWe are too afraid to live outAnd search, but always fall just shyOf finding what life is about.

I hate when I get a script and I can't see who the people are.

In Britain, it's good for me to be anonymous, because they just think it's a nobody. "Who is this guy?"

My father was a doctor.

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

I began my career with infantile dreams of becoming a composer.

I've never been in a place where winning has hurt the ability to do anything.

You know, in the horror movie you kill the monster, and the hand re-emerges. And if you're not looking, the hand grows back and then the monster's there again. That cannot be allowed to happen.

Happiness is the overall experience of pleasure and meaning