Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

The most wicked criminals have God on their lips at all times, for God is the only one who can stomach them.

Happiness is when you're content with what you have and appreciate what you get with gratitude.

Don’t believe the negative criticisms.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.

I feel like I was writing as I was learning to talk. Writing was always a go-to form of communication. And I knew I could sing from being in tune with the radio.

I want to win a World Series. I couldn't care less about MVP.

I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people.

The blood of our Christian brothers and sisters is a testimony which cries out to be heard by everyone who can still distinguish between good and evil.

Everybody needs love. Everyone deserves it.

Babies did not attract me, and I was altogether without the maternal sense so highly developed in small and adolescent girls.