I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and just start doing voices and characters. I just loved it.

I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life.

Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.

I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

They were new money, without a doubt: so new it shrieked. Their clothes looked as it they'd covered themselves in glue, then rolled around in hundred-dollar bills.

The power of Manifestation is the ability to make seen the unseen, to real~ise the unreal

At some point, loneliness becomes less a condition than a habit.

You've just got to focus on what you have to do.

Being a star just means that you just find your own special place and that you shine where you are. To me that's what being a star means.

Riches with their wicked inducements increase; nevertheless, avarice is never satisfied.

You don't want to buy a surprise, because then the surprise is how awful it looks on you.

The ultimate purpose of marriage is not to make us happy but to glorify God.

For years I drove a big Ford F250 pickup. That was my ride because two-thirds of my work was wood work, and I'm always driving up to Northern California, where I harvest salvaged trees.

I was born wise. Street-wise, people-wise, self-wise. This wisdom was my birthright.