I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.

One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh.

Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.

The one thing women love more than money is power.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

Mystery creates wonder and wonder is the basis of man's desire to understand.

Where there is no style, there is no slave. Martial Arts mean honestly expressing yourself. No style. No slave.

I live to hold communion With all that is divine, To feel there is a union Twixt Natures heart and mine.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

A leader with integrity has one self, at home and at work, with family and with colleagues. He or she has a unifying set of values that guide choices of action regardless of the situation.

I get to be creative and touch other people's lives.

In general, being independent is so liberating, you get to create without someone looking over your shoulders.

Sadhana is a search for what to give up. Empty yourself completely.

I'm a sucker for, like, an endearing man who's like standing in his authentic self.

Anyone who puts a small gloss on a fundamental technology, calls it proprietary, and then tries to keep others from building on it, is a thief.