I tried to picture a female version of Jim and got Jim in a dress instead. The image was disturbing.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.

THE GRACE OF GOD.

After a while, you crave pajamas and a shaved head.

If I could explain golf, I'd be a genius.

Heaven, the seat of bliss, Brooks not the works of violence and war.

I tried the religion scam in Miami, so I know how hard that gig is. But, if you can get it to work, starting your own religion is a license to print money.

I can't figure it out yet, just how to make it perfect for you, but I'm closer than I was yesterday

Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.

I had to spend my entire childhood in the Altensam dungeon like an inmate doing time for no comprehensible reason, for a crime he can't remember committing, a judicial error probably.