I think the day that I become comfortable doing interviews and going on talk shows is the day that I don't know what it is to be a human being anymore.

It takes nothing away from a human to be kind to an animal.

I've been prepping for my role as Medusa.

My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession.

Is it that your dream is unattainable or is it that you have the wrong dream?

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.

I don't know a single person in life that doesn't have conflict.

I like working all the time. I hate taking breaks. I don't like the weekends.

I love having a master. I have no problem serving my director. That's my job. I want to make them happy.

I'm like the kid that crams for tests and never remembers anything.

Any thought that goes against your happiness or progress surely doesn't deserve a space in your mind.

When you are ill make haste to forgive your enemies, for you may recover.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

A codependent person is one who has let another person's behavior affect him or her and who is obsessed with controlling that person's behavior.

I'd rather work with someone who likes what I do than create something for the red carpet that won't make me happy.

There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running.

Not only does a bureaucracy tend to under-government in point of quality; it tends to over-government in point of quantity.