I think everybody is entitled to say whatever they want. I'm not going to call for anybody to be fired. That's not what America is all about.

Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling

Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?

I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.

Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.

I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH.

She led me to believe we will going fast because her thoughts were going fast.

Newcastle fans never cease to amaze me. If there was a trophy for best supporters this lot would win it hands down every year.

The implementation of don't ask, don't tell's repeal has gone very, very well.

True hustlers are prepared to get hustled and know when to change positions and move to something different and aren't afraid.

We have not found any smoking guns.

If the group is an art form of the future, then convening groups is an artistry we must cultivate to fully harvest the promise of the future.

My husband knows me better than anyone.

Creativity is a yearning for immortality

If people see how we're all interconnected and connected with Nature, we wouldn't have an environmental crisis, we wouldn't have two dozen wars all over the world.

My life was pretty rough.