I think comedy should be left up to the professionals, that way everyone's safety is protected.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

People are basically irritating. Myself included.

Among the Kimbrii the greatest shame a person can bring to himself or his clan is to start a war, but the second greatest is to submit to tyranny or injustice without a fight.

Self-confidence. Let's fight the demon that makes you look smaller than you truly are.

I never wanted to be a performer, that was not one of my goals. I wanted to be a musician and that was that.

A dream is always simmering below the conventional surface of speech and reflection.

Life is a process which may be abstracted from other media.

The big dramas that fascinate me are the quiet ones that happen behind closed doors in so-called ordinary families.

Hillary Clinton wants to push for equal pay and for paid family leave and for better and cheaper childcare.

We become our own enemy when we are thrown out of balance by anger, hatred, grief, or any other intense emotion. We are for the time being obsessed by something alien.

A gentleman that loves to hear himself talk, will speak more in a minute than he will stand to in a month.