I think all women have some sort of beauty in them.

I think it's my motivation and my dedication to prove everyone wrong whenever they tell me I can't do something.

Do you wanna be really really awesome? Just keep watching me.

It's not willing to settle for anything less than success.

I'm the type of person that likes to give people a hard time, and I enjoy doing little pranks. If I see someone getting a little aroused I have to keep pushing that button.

In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh.

I'm from Cleveland. I like thunderstorms; I like a little rain in my life.

What does Justin Bieber have that I don't?!

I'm The Miz and I'm awesome!

You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking!

No, listen to me! Look in my eye. You need to beat Randy Orton.

I'll be ready when you are, esclave. A life for a life. A tale for a tale.

I think being a mother is the cruelest thing in the world.

The principles which men give to themselves end by overwhelming their noblest intentions.

I am so mad at the press I could just strangle them!

I doubt if the public thought of me as Christ when they next saw me as Temple Houston on television.

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.

My father hated rock and roll - hated it. My first real argument with my father was over the Rolling Stones. And he never, ever liked rock and roll. He just liked me.

If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.

I'm pathetic when it comes to the Internet and getting stuff done.

My opinion is that the only two computer companies that are software-driven are Apple and NeXT, and I wonder about Apple.