What does Justin Bieber have that I don't?!

I think it's my motivation and my dedication to prove everyone wrong whenever they tell me I can't do something.

Do you wanna be really really awesome? Just keep watching me.

It's not willing to settle for anything less than success.

I'm the type of person that likes to give people a hard time, and I enjoy doing little pranks. If I see someone getting a little aroused I have to keep pushing that button.

In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh.

I'm from Cleveland. I like thunderstorms; I like a little rain in my life.

I'm The Miz and I'm awesome!

You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking!

No, listen to me! Look in my eye. You need to beat Randy Orton.

Some people said I was annoying, but now look how far we've come.

Every day is Thanksgiving for me, man. Yeah, I still have an audience, and they ask the local promoter, "When is Al coming back?"

I would be virtuous for my own sake, though nobody were to know it; as I would be clean for my own sake, though nobody were to see me.

There's no worse crime in journalism these days than simply deciding something's a story because Drudge links to it.

The only time I'll get good reviews is if I kill myself.

Enthusiasm brushes off upon those with whom you come in contact.

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.

As a journalist, I'm not supposed to be the subject, but as an author, I'm fair game - another ingredient in the media soup.

Money isn't everything, Mortimer.

Working on our own consciousness is the most important thing that we are doing at any moment, and being love is a supreme creative act.

Christmas is not only where you find it; it's what you make of it.