I stick my neck out for *nobody*!

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

Never expect wolves to behave like sheep.

In the kingdom of consumption the citizen is king. A democratic monarchy: equality before consumption, fraternity in consumption, and freedom through consumption.

Everyone needs a certain amount of money. Beyond that, we pursue money because we know how to obtain it. We don't necessarily know how to obtain happiness.

Here's a twenty, bury two.

Musicians exist independent of any of the marketing terms or the categorization.

Letters have to pass two tests before they can be classed as good: they must express the personality both of the writer and of the recipient.

An old man concludeth from his knowing mankind that they know him too, and that maketh him very wary.

India is a functioning democracy despite its extreme poverty, India has stayed the course.

Iran has proxies in Yemen, Syria, Iraq. You can push back against Iran without pulling out of the deal.

Gentle to others, to himself severe.