I saw you put rice in a toaster once, " said Mae. "I was there when made the tin of beans explode.""It was faulty, " Jamie protested, his eyes shifty. " I am sure of this.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies.

I don't trust men everybody likes. Being nice isn't the same as being good.

Foul!" yelled Jamie, who seemed extremely happy not to be the one facing a blade. "Distracting technique! Put your shirt back on right now.

Sometimes I feel better around you. I kind of like your face' -Nick

Sometimes I want to be human for you.

Friends don't menace friends with giant terrifying swords, okay?

Want me to flex my magic for you, baby?

Oh no, Nick" Jaime said in tones of supremely unconvincing shock, "how could you? When my back was turned for one momement. And my food was so delicious.

Oh, " she said, in a very different way. "Well. Thanks for my part in the compliment. Naturally I'd love to be watched and controlled, but I think I may be washing my hair that day.

Habits are the determinant of who will be rich or be poor.

A path is scattered with billions money and I'm walking towards the path, I don't know what is right and what is wrong, I know only one thing and that is to achieve my goal.

Some people take what they need from the orchard, and other people pick the orchard clean."From - "The Mind Game Company - The Players

Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape?

Your idea may not be exactly God's idea, but I can promise you this: God's way will be better than your way.

There's no point in success if you don't let it go to your head. That's what it's for.

If there's something that I really need to say that I can't say by speaking to someone, I usually write it in a song or a letter to someone.

The truth is never dangerous. Except when told.

Autobiography is usually honest but it is never truthful.

I’m a big fan of doing what you are really bad at. A lot.