I really respect peple who try. People who say, No, I'm actually going to do the best I can. That said, you want to do the best you can while remaining who you are.

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges.

I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.

The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.

America may be entering it’s Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.

There comes a point where the disappointments in your life accrue faster than you can find external forces to blame them on.

I haven't had a drink in twelve days and I've gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at how boring people are.

I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band.

You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context.

Canada, or as i call them, America Light.

The reason why we believe that change is possible is not because we are idealists but because we believe we have made it, so other people can make it as well.

Yesterday is there, today is here, live in the now, allowing life to show you the light

The only way around it is to stay with one guy forever." But does forever have a built-in ending...?

A discussion should be a genuine attempt to explore a subject rather than a battle between competing egos.

I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides.

If you ain’t scared… you ain’t human.

When i feel tense, I remember to relax all of the muscles and organs in my body

No matter what their background, the southern French are fascinated by food.

I'm just me. If I am sexy, it's just something I do naturally, like picking up a knife and fork to eat. I think people who try to be sexy are the most unsexy people in the world.

I don't think there are that many awesome roles out there, whether we're talking about movies or TV.