I read that book Fat is a Feminist issue, got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.

By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded.

As long as we prioritize material truths over spiritual truths we will live in tyranny because we are living an illusion

You must not feel persecuted and examined. Liberate yourself from the idea that people are watching you.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.

I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.

A library doesn't need windows. A library is a window.

There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.

The bad-boy label is just an assumption.

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.

Feet, what do I need them forIf I have wings to fly.

It would be hard to degrade yourself, if you don't have to rely on others to define your worth.

If a book is worth reading, it will most probably be worth reading twice.

Lightning seems a thought, which instead of being attached to a brain, is attached to an electric current.

When you love someone, you don't want them to suffer at all.

There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.

All our life is but a going out to the place of execution, to death.

We should try our best to relieve the suffering of others in whatever way we can.

I can't crawl any further. You never crawled for me.

I cheat my boys every chance I get, I want to make 'em sharp.