I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Never give up on your dreams for someone else.'Cos Someday they might leave you but your dreams won't.

Abundant grace, mighty power of God.

The tears creat havoc which stays on the eyelid .

When I write I face my demons, and defeat them.

I want my friend to miss me as long as I miss him.

There are a lot of bitter people out there who have got jobs that they hate and the key to life for me is doing something you love doing.

Coincidence is a spiritual pun.

Perversity depends on reversal and substitution.

I learned to write by writing. I tended to do anything as long as it felt like an adventure, and to stop when it felt like work, which meant that life did not feel like work.

Those who are apparently absent can feel more present than the people right in front of you.