I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

My parents were my worst audience.

I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

For 45 years I've worked without an audience.

My humor is channeling everything through my brain. For example, when I talk about something, it's how Richard Lewis feels about it. I'm a storyteller. I do a lot of free association.

Why use long words when short ones will do? Not all readers have been to college or university.

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

The well-being of mankind, its peace and security, are unattainable unless and until its unity is firmly established.

A sense of contentment is crucial to being happy. Physical health, material wealth and friends contribute to this, but contentment governs our relations with them all.

I was 18 when I got my first acting job.

Thy plain and open nature sees mankind But in appearance, not what they are.

It's choice that makes us human.

He insisted that stars were people so well loved, they were traced in constellations, to live forever

This is very positive for our community...The educational facilities in our area are enjoying advanced broadband services over a state-of-the-art 4G wireless network

My first job is to write the characters as full and authentic people as well as I can.