I never took the game home with me. I always left it in some bar.

I had bad days on the field. But I didn't take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way home.

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

I don't care how long you've been around, you'll never see it all.

When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove. Vance Law Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

I'd like to help you, but you don't drink.

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bull pen.

A negative mind will never give you a positive life.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

What is defeat? Nothing but education. Nothing but the first step to something better.

If you're reading this... Congratulations, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.

We've all been wrong- I certainly have- and we should thank those who set us right. Not always fun, but always best in the end.

I started out as a Democrat.

Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.

I do not claim to have perfected an art but to have commenced one, the limits of which it is not possible at present exactly to ascertain.

If we are honest - and scientists have to be - we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.

My feeling is, music is a more eloquent international language than Coca-Cola or McDonalds.