I never liked you, and I always will.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one

General belief is “There is no real magic, only tricks” but a great magician compel people not to trust that belief and make them believe, after all "There does exist a real magic".

Ask a burning question, get a burning answer

I will free NASA from the restriction of serving primarily as a logistics agency for low-earth orbit activity.

The sensible author writes for no other posterity than his own--that is, for his age--so as to be able even then to take pleasurein himself.

There is one thing pleasantly unconfusing about medicine. The direction and the end are fixed and the patient never works backward.

I refuse to accept that the shackles of slavery can ever be stronger than the quest for freedom.

I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself

Bukowski said, "I know I'm good, so I like that people think I'm bad, because it gives me a dimension, effortlessly."