I never grew up reading or fantasizing about fairy tales. I was always too busy, like, outside being a kid.

My very first kiss happened when I was 6, underneath some desks during 'nap time', but my first real kiss happened when I was 15 in the parking lot at a Mexican food restaurant.

You have to emote much more to get what you're trying to get across to come through a quarter inch of latex that's superglued to your face.

I don't think I should tell you what to do, nor should the government. As long as you enjoy your own personal liberties and don't infringe on the liberties of others, I don't care.

I feel fortunate. I've really gotten to work with amazing talented people, and to learn from them, which is why I'm doing this. If I can work with the best director I'm going to do it.

I was always Armie. There couldn't be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda.

As a fluke, my great-grandfather hit one of the largest oil reserves in California.

I think a primal role of a man in a relationship is to protect his woman.

I have to wear six pairs of speedos when I run.

I'm half Jewish, but no one believes me because my looks lean a little WASP-y... It's sometimes hard for me to get the roles I'm drawn to.

There were two auditions for The Social Network, one with Aaron Sorkin and one with David Fincher. I was a nervous wreck. I was like, Okay, how do I hold the paper without my hands making it shake?

In moments of great change we suffer, somehow hoping deep down that our emotions and our dramas can change the future or prevent it from happening. Future happens regardless.

I feel thankful for the grace of life.

True freedom is the capacity for acting according to one's true character, to be altogether one's self, to be self-determined and not subject to outside coercion.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.

We must have faith in the people of this country and faith in our principles.

Affectation discovers sooner what one is than it makes known what one would fain appear to be.

Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.