I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

The strips are nearly effortless unless I am really emotionally upset, a wreck.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.

I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected.

I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist.

Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had.

What year is it in your imagination?

The future depends on what you do today.

It's highly important to be proud of your true self before you expect others to be proud of you.

Much learning does not teach understanding.

We are born, we live, we disappear. One of the chilling aspects of history is the swiftness with which it carries us into oblivion.

You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?

Would I like to play the lead? You bet. Absolutely. But I get to have fun and I don't have to shave when I go to work.

If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag.

Once I was seated, I couldn't help people-watching. I'll admit it, I'm an addict from way back.

The danger in it. Being a frontman in a band, you get addicted to adrenaline rushes.

Washington D.C. politics is like Hollywood for ugly people.