I must be the only person in the world who's looking forward to going into hospital. I can't wait to get it over and done with.

If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

Every team has a hard man. We has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea had Chopper, Arsenal had Peter Storey, Liverpool had Tommy Smith. Leeds had eleven of them

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.

They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?

Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

I do not teach students anything. I learn along with them.

Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.

Be assured that God does more in us than we for Him; and that what we do is only for Him in proportion as it is He Himself who works it in us.

No discussion between two persons can be of any use, until each knows clearly what it is that the other asserts.

Things which do not grow and change are dead things.

If we want to impart education best suited to the needs of the villagers, we should take the vidyapith to the villages.

I grew up on Shane movie and my mother loves it and I've watched it hundreds of times.

I'll keep on acting 'til they wipe the drool. I like the business. I like to do different parts and diverse characters. I haven't lost my enthusiasm yet!

Truth is one, but error is manifold.

Cassius and Brutus were the more distinguished for that very circumstance that their portraits were absent. [Lat., Praefulgebant Cassius atque Brutus eo ipso, quod effigies eorum non videbantur.]