I mean, sometimes I hate interviews because I always feel like I sound stupid.

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so it becomes a challenge to break free from that in a way.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

I've had experiences in my life where I've met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

Thinking of it, and doing it… they're not the same.

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person.

The hidden child wants to be able to participate and to co-create in art, rather than being simply an admiring viewer.

A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him.

Mary had a little putt, she needed it for par. Mary has a second putt...the first one went too far!

To launch a business means successfully solving problems. Solving problems means listening.

To me, editing is not something you can do in a rush because the artists themselves are not always their own best editors. Time is absolutely everything.

I'm really an actor first. I'd love to do more straight plays.

It's the abject smallness of the earth that gets you.