I may have looked happy but inside I was hopelessly depressed.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

Being alive is sign of strength!

We're all born with curiosity, but at some point, school usually manages to knock that out of us.

You have to look at a thing long enough for it to really show itself to you...

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!

Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps.

Name a moral statement or action, uttered or performed by a religious person that could not have been uttered or performed by an unbeliever.

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.

People attack Scientology, I never forget it, always even the score. People attack auditors, or staff, or organisations, or me. I never forget until the slate is clear.

I view the JVM as just another architecture that Perl ought to be ported to. (That, and the Underwood typewriter...)

Because the reward is worth the risk.