Michael Cole just said he wants to be a cheerleader

Well, just another thing that Michael Cole brings to Monday Night Raw, he invited Laycool here, for whatever reason.

You're The Grinch, Cole! That's why you don't like it.

Not only is he my broadcast partner, but we travel together so much, he's become like my best friend.

You're the Sue Sylvester of NXT.

These guys like each other almost as much as they like themselves.

There's a Viper in Mizville!

Todd, this is almost like your commentary! Dizzying!

It's so much fun for me to sit next to you here.

That's a beautiful purse. I carry a satchel.

Don't hate the player, Todd, hate the game.

Remember that every man is a variation of yourself

I'd rater share the glory of a hit than star by myself in a flop

A nation may be said to consist of its territory, its people, and its laws. The territory is the only part which is of certain durability.

I have firmly decided to bite the dust with a minimum of medical assistance when my time comes, and up to then to sin to my wicked heart's content.

I work in waves, because I'm impatient. Because of a certain physicality, of lack of breath from standing. It has to be done and I do take liberties I wouldn't have taken before.

I would be happier if people who went through MFA programs also were already, by then, deeply committed readers of poetry because we need readers of poetry as much as writers of poetry.

Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

I have a bachelor's and a master's in jazz.

The judgment of God against this nation will not be turned by a more conservative President, but by the repentance of its people.

Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.