I'm not the guy who bursts into the room. I'm the most insecure person you'll meet if you get to know me.

I started Pilates. I'm the only guy in there. They plot before I get there: 'How can we make John look ridiculous?' Because every exercise involved my legs up, like I'm in the stirrups or something.

I've had a fairy tale life. I had a perfect family, a beautiful childhood, an incredible upbringing. I lived a lot of life but a lot of good life.

I went to Broadway and I've been doing some fun guest spots with 'Entourage' and 'Glee' and I'm ready to have my own show.

When I was 16 or 17, I remember kissing one of my first girlfriends, Kim Anderson, under a stairwell at Disneyland. I'll never forget that feeling.

This is an old family secret, and I just found this out recently, and it almost broke my heart. My mother said to me, 'I had never told you this, but God, you were an ugly baby'.

I swim, I do Pilates, I meditate - I think it's about keeping your stress level as low as you can.

I'm finally looking older and inviting my wrinkles.

I'll be able to pull off playing an unlikable character because inherently, I think I'm likable.

These younger kids - I think growing up with social media, they're just savvy.

I like to sing with people, whether they're good or not.

Beyond all vanities, fights, and desires, omnipotent silence lies.

This is courage ... to bear unflinchingly what heaven sends.

On a trip to Israel, Sarah Palin asked the Israelis why they're apologizing all the time. They responded saying, 'Because we told everyone Tina Fey was coming.'

Circumstances rule men and not men rule circumstances.

I like Jackie [Chan] because I've been a fan of Jackie's forever. He's broken every bone in his body for his commitment and dedication to doing his own stunts. So he's the real deal.

Social reform is the desperate decision to remove corns from a person suffering from cancer.

Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head.

Mom, you're the one who said to never stop in case I get raped or picked up by a democrat.

Little by little old age renders the body less powerful.

All great companies have spirit and culture. Mean spirited returns mean spirit.