I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

Art sometimes imitates life. When it does, science fiction presages what form that life may take.

You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues.

Jealous is just a wish that it was you doing that thing.

True wit is Nature to advantage dress'd What oft was thought but ne'er so well express'd.

I feel safe and comfortable to do that once I know that the song structure around the bass part is very interesting and it satisfies me in a compositional sense.

I'm very critiqueful of my own stuff, and I kick everybody out the studio when I'm singing, no one is in the studio, it's just me and the engineers, no one else in the studio when I'm doing my thing.

The decline in literature indicates a decline in the nation. The two keep pace in their downward tendency.

Don't get so locked in to your overwhelming schedule that you haphazardly spend your soul.

Only when the child is able to identify its own center with the center of the universe does education really begin.

Just breathing and smiling can make us very happy, because when we breathe consciously we recover ourselves completely and encounter life in the present moment.