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Bill Bryson Quotes: I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.
         

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.


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There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.



If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea of what popular Turkish music is like.

If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea of what popular Turkish music is like.



That's the trouble with losing your mind; by the time it's gone, it's too late to get it back.

That's the trouble with losing your mind; by the time it's gone, it's too late to get it back.



Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.



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Of all the things I am not very good at, living in the real world is perhaps the most outstanding.

Of all the things I am not very good at, living in the real world is perhaps the most outstanding.



Physics is really nothing more than a search for ultimate simplicity, but so far all we have is a kind of elegant messiness.

Physics is really nothing more than a search for ultimate simplicity, but so far all we have is a kind of elegant messiness.



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Protons give an atom its identity, electrons its personality.



Why is it, I wondered, that old people are always so self-centered and excitable? But I just smiled benignly and stood back, comforted by the thought that soon they would be dead.

Why is it, I wondered, that old people are always so self-centered and excitable? But I just smiled benignly and stood back, comforted by the thought that soon they would be dead.





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